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A note to our Faithful Readers: Our Editor is on book leave, writing a long-awaited tome on international private banking.  Meanwhile, we will pass the time by offering free "Submerging Market" hats to the best proposed captions.  Here's the first. Question: Why are two these fellows smiling?

Send your proposed entries to [email protected]. Good luck!